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July 17, 2008

Larry Craig renders satire impotent.

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In an transfixing performance that blended noxious, preening bluster, grammatical/geographical incompetence, and utterly misplaced metaphor, Senator Larry Craig today:

1. Encouraged us to stop letting "the Venezuelas, the Nigerias, the Saudi Arabias, [and] the Irans" continue to—

2. —"jerk us around by the gas nozzle."

I do not lie, for the video from Crooks and Liars proves it to be so.