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October 12, 2008
People Who Are Annoyed By People Are My Favorite People.
It's time for all of my fellow misanthropes who've been watching this election from the sidelines to get in the game. We've been cursing the political conditions in our country for the last eight years, wondering how the nation that spawned Mark Twain, Jackie Robinson, and Dorothy Parker (not to mention Merv Griffin and Fannie Flagg) could produce the dim incuriosity of George W. Bush.
Well, now our man Barack Obama is staying cool and calm in these crazy times while John McCain shows what a reckless president he'd be as he makes one flailing, desperate course change after another. And need I mention Sarah Palin?
The momentum favors Obama, but that just means that the other side will pull out every attack strategy at their disposal in these final days. Are you ready to help?
Then it's time for you to visit Misanthropes For Obama, and join the final push toward Our Nation Getting Smart Again.
Visit soon. Visit often. Give until it hurts. You'll be glad you did.
Oh, you've already given? Great. Give again. You know it's the right thing to do.
All donors become eligible to hear, direct from me, the harshest and most spot-on Sarah Palin joke ever. Pony up some cash and collect your reward.
