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January 21, 2009

Run away from Benjamin Button, run.

Because not only is it:

1. Way too long;

2. A dramatic epic directed by a man who's just not very good at summoning human emotions other than dread and fear;

3. Saddled with a wall-to-wall score that hammers you over the head with the mood you are meant to be experiencing at any given moment;

but also because you've seen it already: