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June 15, 2009

Meet your vermin.

What's the only problem with adopting a composting lifestyle?

The appeal of the compost bin's contents to the local wildlife, that's what.

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Here's yr rabies.

If I were Josh Brolin in No Country For Old Men, I'd probably shoot them. But since I'm Peter Weller in Naked Lunch (without the William Tell routine), I'll just stare at them in numb horror and hope that Mr./Ms. Owl takes care of them eventually.

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Do you see the teeth?

These pests are known for their destructive powers, and I can only hope they don't have a taste for the peppers and tomatoes in a certain nearby vegetable bed.

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Mmm, delicious refuse.

Bastards.